Fast cars, slow drivers
OK, this is my rant for those clowns who drive a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Viper, Corvette, {insert fast car here}. How in the hell can you drive a car like that like a Prius? I am a chronic fast-accelerator. It never fails, I pull up to a stop light and there is a {insert fast car here} in one lane, and a bus/Prius/SUV in the other. Naturally I get behind the fast car, which oozes away from the stop light like a granny in a Mercury and gets smoked off the line by every car that should not do so!
Nothing says douche-bag like driving a fast car like a slow one. My advice to you whom fall in to this category: Proceed immediately to the nearest Toyota dealer and trade your car in on a Prius. You will have a car that suits your driving style, save money on gas, help the environment, and save yourself the embarassment in front of your girlfriend/wife when I go around you like you’re in reverse.
